This is a very educative touching and lucrative lesson you should know about friends.
-A true friend is like a pen..is, he stands up for you in times of need.
-A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
-A faithful friend is like a con.dom , he protects you from all harm..
-A loving friend is like a vag&ina, she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
The question is what kind of a friend are you to me?
Pen..is, con&dom, bra or vag#ina friend?
Do you know that the pen..is is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs
and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing. Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men to make them happy and proud of themselves.
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself.
=>Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
6. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make
her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Pen..is and say "Well done!".
=>Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Pen..is and say "Well done!".
=>Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
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